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Posted on October 28, 2009

Hitched!

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I’m writing this at noon on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 and I have been a married man for three days, seventeen hours and thirty minutes – but who’s counting? I’d love to say that it’s been a great… Read More

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Posted on October 22, 2009

Mawwiage, That Bwessed Awwangement!

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The wedding is almost here, and we’re only two days away from “that dweam within a dweam”, despite what the neurotic countdown clock in my sidebar is telling you. This essay will be my last as a single… Read More

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Posted on October 16, 2009

Life, Death, And God’s Texas Jury

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I have a fantasy that comes to me in my dreams at night, and then lingers in the corners of my mind throughout the long shadows of the day. It is a wondrous dream, filled with hope and… Read More

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