Sorry, gang. I’m upsetting the schedule’s apple cart today, but it can’t be helped. Trey’s last day home has proven very busy, and I’m just not ready for it to end. And, since any time I would otherwise spend sitting at the computer pecking out an essay for your reading pleasure today is time that I wouldn’t be spending with my little boy before he goes away to his dad’s for a month, I’m...Read More
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I'm a former Webmaster turned Journalist turned Systems Administrator. I once thought I could recreate Spider-Man's web fluid, but only ended up staining the driveway of my friend's parents when some of it spilled out and went runny. Eventually, I became a caustic tech geek, which I'm pretty sure inspired the character of Dr. Gregory House, although the bastards never credited me. Later in life, I'd go on to have a horrific experience in publishing that I don't talk about, except to talk about how I don't talk about it. Later still, I became a web editor and columnist for a Hearst newspaper, where I excelled at being Me until my entire department was unceremoniously laid off. After that, I spent about six months being pretty busy not being busy. It sucked. Then, after missing the light of my radiant glory casting its warmth upon the newsroom for long enough, the paper called me up and asked me back. So I went back. And then I left again. And here we are.
- Came to Cheddar's for lunch, so if anyone needs me, you'll know where to look. For the next 5 hours. While I wait for my check. Forever. about 3 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone ReplyRetweetFavorite
- I just bought a sleep aid and some caffeine pills. Because I like to keep my body guessing. about 16 hours ago from Twitter for Mac ReplyRetweetFavorite
- I just played the Glory Of Love for my wife as a joke, and now all I want to do is watch Karate Kid 2. Stupid karma. http://t.co/wshmbr8Q7r about 1 day ago from Twitter for Mac ReplyRetweetFavorite
- BISD Live Blog tomorrow at 7pm CST! Pull up a chair! Pop some popcorn! Fill your dark hearts with incalculable rage! http://t.co/05G1PoWj8N about 1 day ago from Twitter for Mac ReplyRetweetFavorite