A Few Words About Undercarriage Proctology

A quick retelling of my epic journey of self-discovery along the lonely roads of East Texas one fateful night. There was a truck driver, me, and the open road…

What Trump’s Old Tweets Would Look Like With 280 Characters

In case you haven’t heard, Twitter is raising the character limit on tweets from 140 characters to 280, which should make Donald Trump’s late night toilet-tweeting twice as completely freaking mental. Here’s what that might look like.

Kniefalling in the NFL

When people kneel during the national anthem, they’re not disrespecting the flag. They’re doing what people do when there are no more words to say. The Germans call it Kniefall von Warschau. Here’s why.