I planned on using today’s entry to explain why you should care who Harlan Ellison is. However, since Brittany has (accurately) accused me of repeatedly hijacking her days, I think I’ll save your education for tomorrow. It’s probably for the best anyway, because this way I’ll be able to comment on the Dreams With Sharp Teeth DVD that I mentioned yesterday without having to hamburglar her space for today’s...

I know yesterday’s entry was a bit on the depressing side, but it couldn’t be helped. I was tempted to throw in some bits about how much better life gets once you meet a vessel worthy of pouring your love into: one without leaky cracks and suffering from poor craftsmanship. I wanted to talk about how great my life is now with Brittany and Trey, but that sort of talk isn’t helpful to someone who finds him or herself face...

Brittany returns today with a tiny, almost non-existent entry of her own, but I’d like to say a few words before she gets around to spilling out the dozen or so that she’s provided. Of course, while I’d always like to say a few words, I usually end up saying quite a lot more than that. We’ll all have to excuse Brittany’s brevity today, seeing how she’s exhausted from being financially raped by Uncle Sam,...

Yes, I know it’s Tuesday. Yes, I have a valid excuse for not posting yesterday. No, you don’t get to hear it. Let’s move on! So this weekend saw my father’s 60th birthday come and go. My thrice-pregnant sister and her brood came down for the event, and much merriment was had by all. I have a great family, and it’s nice when we all get together. Unfortunately, due to all of the insanity this year has brought, we...

Well, I was unable to assemble much of anything last night. I used to have a nice set of tools, but like a lot of things that I go looking for these days, they’re nowhere to be found. One might be inclined to suspect that they grew the proverbial legs and walked off, but if one did that, one would be dead-ass wrong. Basically, with no means (financially or intellectually) to fight me for anything during the divorce, Thundercunt...