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Posted on July 30, 2009

The Rise Of The Brand-Name Beatnik

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(Click here for part two of this essay, “Concerning the hipster situation”) UPDATE: Why do you people like this essay so much? It’s quickly becoming my most popular post, with several hundred people reading it each day. I… Read More

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Posted on July 29, 2009

iJango Scam

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I’m posting this a little early today, but it’s important. My sister called me last night to ask me about something called iJingo – The Center Of The Online Universe. Apparently, a family member has bought into this… Read More

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Posted on July 23, 2009

Purple Is The New Red. And Blue.

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I have a love/hate relationship with zealotry. On the one hand, watching fist-shaking hardliners trying to resolve cognitive dissonance by flopping about like a spilled bowl of goldfish is funny as hell. On the other hand, the world… Read More

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