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Posted on October 22, 2014

Thoughts And Prayers Aren’t Fixing Anything, America

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The fact that it wasn’t immediately obvious to me that the latest mass shooting in Vegas was the deadliest in our country’s history says, I think, a lot. Too much.

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Posted on October 21, 2014

Great! You voted. Now shut up.

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We get it. You voted. We know, because you posted pictures so we would all know that you did it as hard as you could. Now can you please shut up about it?

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Posted on October 17, 2014

Ebola. Now shut up.

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You are not going to get Ebola. What you are going to get is dumber, if you keep acting stupid.

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