Concerning the hipster situation

With my previous hipster essay continuing to be one of the most popular things I’ve ever written (second only to this), I thought I’d take another stab at the topic to better explain how I really feel about… Read More

Miss me?

Hello again, Internet. I see you have gotten along rather well in my absence, but all good things must come to an end. Deal with it.

Descending Into Deconstruction

It’s been a good while since I last wrote something by way of turning my scalpel upon the tender meat of my own flesh, slicing it open and letting the slithery viscera of my own insecurities spill out… Read More