If you missed the introduction to all this and have no idea what the hell is going on, there’s a brief prologue sort of thing over here. I know I promised to start this series last week, but Major Life Developments happened of the sort that require significant life changes and a much-need boost to my salary. But more on all that later. Right now, lets get down to Life Bytes. In The Beginning… I missed the first generation of...
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About Me
Kristian Bland
Writer
Occasional Geek
I'm a former Webmaster turned Journalist turned Systems Administrator. I once thought I could recreate Spider-Man's web fluid, but only ended up staining the driveway of my friend's parents when some of it spilled out and went runny. Eventually, I became a caustic tech geek, which I'm pretty sure inspired the character of Dr. Gregory House, although the bastards never credited me. Later in life, I'd go on to have a horrific experience in publishing that I don't talk about, except to talk about how I don't talk about it. Later still, I became a web editor and columnist for a Hearst newspaper, where I excelled at being Me until my entire department was unceremoniously laid off. After that, I spent about six months being pretty busy not being busy. It sucked. Then, after missing the light of my radiant glory casting its warmth upon the newsroom for long enough, the paper called me up and asked me back. So I went back. And then I left again. And here we are.
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- Slowly, I emerge from the stygian depths of the abyssal plague to arise from Death's labyrinthine horror and reclaim life! (I got dressed.) about 10 hours ago from Twitter for iPad ReplyRetweetFavorite
- I'm pretty sure I could sell my disease-ridden snot as the new diet trend of the stars. Body By Plague: Because heroin-chic is too expensive about 3 days ago from Twitter for iPhone ReplyRetweetFavorite
- The indescribable and horrific pain in the small of my back coupled with watching Deadwood has convinced me that I have the smallpox. about 5 days ago from Twitter for iPad ReplyRetweetFavorite
- If you've ever wanted to meet Morgan Freeman or Dustin Hoffman, swing by my house later. They're bound to show up soon. #wehavethemotaba about 1 week ago from Twitter for iPad ReplyRetweetFavorite


