Posted on November 18, 2013
Ridiculous Baby Headbands
We’re all tired of looking at that thing on your child’s head. Seriously, moms. Just stop it.
Posted on January 17, 2011
Concerning the hipster situation
With my previous hipster essay continuing to be one of the most popular things I’ve ever written (second only to this), I thought I’d take another stab at the topic to better explain how I really feel about… Read More
Posted on March 2, 2010
Strange Days
Yesterday was a strange and tiresome day, filled from morning yawn to evening snore with all manner of oddity and perversion. For starters, after setting a new alarm tone before going to sleep the previous night, I woke… Read More
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